cumberbitchsandwich:

A customer just came up and asked me for a religious book.

Last name of the author was ‘Hiscox’

I thought I was going to fucking lose my shit.

I was proud of myself for keeping a straight face.

Omg, but I lost mine!

1. applestatic reblogged this from cumberbitchsandwich and added:

   Christian religious bookshops over here are called C.U.M bookshops…

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   *goes down to courthouse to legally change name to Kyna Holden-Hiscox*

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    Oh God! What if Amanda Holden married him and they double-barreled the sirname O_O

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    lmfao!!! ……. how the hell did you manage that!! I’d have died laughing!!!!

13. prettyalarming reblogged this from cumberbitchsandwich and added:

    Omg, but I lost mine!

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23. ironman-3 said: omg how did you do that I’m giggling in front of my computer haha
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25. moriartium-formula said: if you ever consider writing a book about what happens in this bookstore, be aware that I would buy all the copies.
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30. bellatrixissexy said: Oh, honey, you deserve some kind of prize.
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